LOSING MY SHIT
im gunNA VOMIT
OH MY GOD
my heart says yes but my bank balance says no
how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.
like isn’t just like having sex idgi?
This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.
a modern hero
THIS IS GREAT, THIS IS TOO FUCKING GREAT OH MY GOD
when your bra strap falls off on one side and it’s very annoying but you also feel kinda roguishly sexy
what did people even wear in 2008
apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur
i love vines and super short videos cause its like “man this video is only 4 seconds how much could happen in 4 seconds” so much man So Much
*tries to act cool by not texting back right away but forgets and never texts back*
HOLY SHIT. MY NEIGHBOUR IS SCREAMING AT HER BOYFRIEND.
Yeah, the two that keep me up at odd hours of the night.AND I’M ONLY PICKING UP BITS AND PIECES BECAUSE HE’S NOT SHOUTING BUT I’M FAIRLY POSITIVE HE JUST TOLD HER HE’S GAY AND THAT HE’S BEEN CHEATING ON HER WITH HIS BOYFRIEND.
UPDATE. UPDATE. HE’S CHEATING ON HER WITH HER BROTHER.
SON OF A BITCH IT’S LIKE A BAD SOAP OPERA EPISODE.
i get so jealous over someone who isn’t even mine
if i was dating a band member id probably still blog about them