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shutupaubrey:

shopping for clothes is only fun when you’re rich and skinny

dirtylittledamsel:

WHERE

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EMOJIS

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Would you date an Amish girl if she was thick? — Anonymous

titytwochainz:

yeah cause i know she cant go thru my phone or she goin to hell

warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

Things that say a lot about people: 

  • the way which they treat the waiter/waitress
  • how they feel about the weather
  • whether they dog ear pages or highlight in books 
  • fingernails 
  • and hands in general
  • their preferred creative outlet
  • how much they dread/enjoy talking on the phone
  • whether or not they drink coffee
  • if they ever forget to eat
  • how honest they are with themselves (and others)
  • if they correct your grammar
  • and whether or not they get nervous before haircuts

peetasboxers:

either you put this many questions marks ???????????? or you put none

zachraance:

king zach per episode ♔ episode two.

incoconito:

*wakes up from coma* “tell me I dont have a unibrow”

jesussbabymomma:

why am i on the tumblr login page

how did this occur

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

nomohomo:

*opens blank tab* yes mom im doing my homework leave me alone dont you trust me at all

  • Me: wow i like this album
  • Me: i think i'll listen to it until i don't

torsive:

visvxl:

Manhattan at 6 a.m.

BUT YOU REALLY GOTTA ACTUALLY CLICK ON THE PICTURE.