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2bad:

pizza-dome:

theevermysteriousowl:

LOSING MY SHIT

im gunNA VOMIT

OH MY GOD

sassykardashian:

my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

thunderstoned:

chapmen:

a modern hero

THIS IS GREAT, THIS IS TOO FUCKING GREAT OH MY GOD

captainofalltheships:

when your bra strap falls off on one side and it’s very annoying but you also feel kinda roguishly sexy

gnarly:

circumcising:

what did people even wear in 2008

apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur 

dullaidan:

i love vines and super short videos cause its like “man this video is only 4 seconds how much could happen in 4 seconds” so much man So Much

teamrocketing:

*tries to act cool by not texting back right away but forgets and never texts back*

vanillish:

ok but consider this

  • who cares

dyannehs:

dyannehs:

HOLY SHIT.  MY NEIGHBOUR IS SCREAMING AT HER BOYFRIEND.  Yeah, the two that keep me up at odd hours of the night. AND I’M ONLY PICKING UP BITS AND PIECES BECAUSE HE’S NOT SHOUTING BUT I’M FAIRLY POSITIVE HE JUST TOLD HER HE’S GAY AND THAT HE’S BEEN CHEATING ON HER WITH HIS BOYFRIEND.

UPDATE.  UPDATE.  HE’S CHEATING ON HER WITH HER BROTHER.

SON OF A BITCH IT’S LIKE A BAD SOAP OPERA EPISODE.

indvidual:

i get so jealous over someone who isn’t even mine

tristanmcvey:

if i was dating a band member id probably still blog about them

punkbread:

*lies awake at night wondering why im not cute*