MRS

flowury:

oh NO a GIRL!!!!!! with HAIR in places that HAIR GROWS !!!! AHH!!!!!

johnentwlstle:

it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to

slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

You can literally see him reevaluating his entire life

but… I’m supposed to draw the person on my paper and I got myself

small-person-racist:

earldacharmanda:

awesomephilia:

homophobia is stupid. who the hell is afraid of homes

image

That movie fucking fucked me up. Don’t get me started on monster house. Like it’s a dead body in cement and the old guy dies??? What the shit??

smalldonghaver:

faygo-fuckyourself:

pSA DONT FUCK WITH OUIJA BOARDS

DONT PLAY ONE MAN HIDE AND SEEK

DONT PLAY SHADOW MAN

DONT FUCK WITH ANYTHING THAT INVITES SPIRITS INTO YOUR HOME

lol sike catch me playing 2k14 with George Washington and Cleopatra while u afraid to touch some wood

name ➔ emma
birth place ➔ montreal
where do i live ➔ montreal
hair color ➔ brown
eye color ➔ hazel
birthday ➔ january 13
gender ➔ female
lefty or righty ➔ righty
single or taken? ➔ single
happy? ➔ pretty much

TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE


are you in love ➔ no
do you believe in love at first sight ➔ not really
who ended your last relationship ➔ uhm
have you ever broken someone’s heart ➔ not intentionally
are you afraid of commitments ➔ no
have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔ yeah
have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ yeah
have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ yes
do you usually spend valentine’s day alone? ➔ no

short or long-term relationships? ➔ long-term

TEN CHOICES

love or lust ➔ love
lemonade or iced tea ➔ iced tea
cats or dogs ➔ dogs
a few best friends or many regular friends ➔ a few best friends
television or internet ➔ internet
pepsi or coke ➔ neither
wild night out or romantic night in ➔ romantic night in
day or night ➔ night
text or call ➔ text
make-up or au naturel? ➔ make up

TEN HAVE YOU EVER

been caught sneaking out? ➔ no
fallen down/up the stairs? ➔ yes 
wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ yes
prank called a store? ➔ nope
skipped school? ➔ yeah
wanted to disappear? ➔ not really tbh
spent all your money? ➔ yes
met a celebrity? ➔ yes 
been really ill? ➔ yes
gotten high? ➔ no

TEN PREFERENCES

smile or eyes ➔ both
light or dark hair ➔ dark
shorter or taller ➔ taller
intelligence or attraction ➔ both
hook-up or relationship ➔ relationship
funny and poor or rich and serious ➔ funny and poor
mac or pc? ➔ mac
chapstick or lipstick? ➔ lipstick
city or country? ➔ city 
driving or walking?: driving 

LASTS


last phone call? ➔ my dad
last song you listened to? ➔ goodnight moon by go radio
last thing you ate? ➔ an orange bell pepper
last thing you drank? ➔ tea
last place you were? ➔ grocery store
last kiss? ➔ never
last picture taken? ➔ today in class
last outfit? ➔ the one i’m wearing??
last purchase? ➔ black beanie

"She [Blue] does like her mother’s music—she watches [Beyoncé’s concerts] on the computer every night. But my album came out and I don’t know if Blue ever heard any of my music prior to this album—she’s only 18 months old and I don’t play my music around the house. But this album was new, so we played it. And she loves all the songs. She plays a song and she goes, ‘More, Daddy, more … Daddy song.’ She’s my biggest fan. If no one bought the “Magna Carta”, the fact that she loves it so much, it gives me the greatest joy. And that’s not like a cliché. I’m really serious. Just to see her—‘Daddy song, more, Daddy.’ She’s genuine, she’s honest, because she doesn’t know it makes me happy. She just wants to hear it."

- Jay Z
Vanity Fair, October 2013 (x)

organmeat:

*throws laptop in bathtub* aesthetic