my favorite thing about school was sitting with your friend and flipping through a random textbook pointing at ugly pictures and saying “that’s you.”
meanwhile in Afghanistan
never gets old
i do bad things because i listen to music with swears
the people who make lyric videos on youtube are the backbone of this nation
"Some things, once you’ve loved them, become yours forever. And if you try to let them go they only circle back and return to you. They become part of who you are.. or they destroy you." - Kill Your Darlings (2013)
In Australia we have this show where the set is tilted at an angle and it’s funny because people walk like this
and fall down a lot
EDIT : The show is called Slideshow and you can watch it here
i would be such a shit famous person because when a fan wants to take pictures i’d be like “show me” and then id be like “ew delete it” all the time
this is a box of jolly rancher scented wax cubes. however, at first glance, they might just look like a box of weird jolly ranchers. imagine that you are a small child and you just have just gotten home from school. you see these on the table and jolly ranchers are your favorite candy so youre like fuck yeah and so you eat one only to be struck with horror as the seeming innocent candy is not candy at all, but in fact, wax.
Did you eat a wax cube
I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
do you just stare at someone’s lips & get a massive urge to just make out with them.
there’s always those neighbour countries that sort of hate each other like new zealand and australia, britain and france, the rest of the world and america
Do you ever hear someone’s voice and kinda wanna fuck it